my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

soyoungandinsane:

BEST HERO & BEST CAST AWARDS GO TO HARRY POTTER! *CHEERS*

“Oh my goodness! Thank you so much. Thank you. Wow, I don’t think I will ever accept an award on behalf of so many people. From Ralph Fiennes to Helena Bonham Carter to Hedwig and Dobby and all of them. We have over 200 hundred cast members and I wish they could all be up here with me now. Obviously I share this award in particular with Dan and Rupert. Where ever you are, I hope you’re watching and I miss you both dearly.”

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[JUST BECAUSE I WRITE THE CHARACTER (Fanfic Flamingo) DOESN’T MEAN I AGREE WITH THEM.]

tuperting:

Harry’s first and last train trips

moontopmountain:

do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers